halfthetrouble: (but does it come in PURPLE?)

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[personal profile] halfthetrouble 2010-10-16 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, so can't I just wonder about something without caring?

What, you're afraid of Daddy?

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[identity profile] greenwithme.livejournal.com 2010-10-16 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure, but that's kinda boring, don't you think? Why not just go do something else and not think about it at all?

Oi! I'm not afraid of him! I just... have to prove to him that I'm the best out of all his children! I'll show the others that only me, Envy, is truly Father's favorite child!
halfthetrouble: (they're totally doing it)

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[personal profile] halfthetrouble 2010-10-16 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Because!

Heh, I dunno, that still sounds pretty lame to me!

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[identity profile] greenwithme.livejournal.com 2010-10-17 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
Come on! I know a lot of fun things we could do that'd take your mind off things!

Oh, yeah? Well, what exactly have you done to further the Earl's objectives, little Noah twerp?
halfthetrouble: (your *face* is retarded)

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[personal profile] halfthetrouble 2010-10-17 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
I already have plenty of fun things I can do here!

None of your business! What do you know about the Earl, anyway?!

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[identity profile] greenwithme.livejournal.com 2010-10-17 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah? Name three of 'em! Go!

Not a lot. Just that he's your leader and the creator of the Akuma. He's hellbent on annihilating the human race. Sounds like a pretty awesome guy to me!
halfthetrouble: (eh?)

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[personal profile] halfthetrouble 2010-10-17 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Hang out with Shito, watch movies, and play video games! There!

How'd you know all that?

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[identity profile] greenwithme.livejournal.com 2010-10-17 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
Video games...? What're those?

A little bird told me~♥
halfthetrouble: (i am an expert on this subject)

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[personal profile] halfthetrouble 2010-10-17 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Games you play on the TV. Like DDR!

Well whatever, it's not like it's some big secret or anything. And besides, what's that got to do with the fact that you're a lame daddy's boy?

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[identity profile] greenwithme.livejournal.com 2010-10-17 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
...TV? What's that?

Maybe your family is pissed off at you for running away like a spoiled brat, that's all. That's what Greed did, you know? It's the reason none of us get along with him. Probably why they don't wanna look for you or anything.
halfthetrouble: (someone set us up the bomb?)

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[personal profile] halfthetrouble 2010-10-17 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, fuck you, I didn't run away! And I'm nothing like that stupid asshole, so don't you dare compare me to him!

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[identity profile] greenwithme.livejournal.com 2010-10-17 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, your family sounds pretty similar to mine, that's all. You Noah are loyal to that Earl guy, just like we're loyal to Father. We don't exactly take kindly to traitors, and I'm guessing your family's the same way.

Just saying you shouldn't hold your breath thinking they'll come looking for you or anything. And if they are, you'll probably wanna steer clear of 'em.
halfthetrouble: (oh fux)

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[personal profile] halfthetrouble 2010-10-17 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not a fucking traitor, asshole! You don't know shit about me or my family, so why don't you stuff it before you seriously piss me off?!

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[identity profile] greenwithme.livejournal.com 2010-10-17 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Looks that way to me. Just saying.

Consider it a little payback for your undead boyfriend tongue-raping me at that party at the bar, mkay?
halfthetrouble: (ho shi--)

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[personal profile] halfthetrouble 2010-10-17 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
You...
halfthetrouble: (shut the fuck up)

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[personal profile] halfthetrouble 2010-10-17 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Fuck you! He was drunk, you freak! If anybody deserves any payback, it's you. Don't you ever go near him! Don't even think about it, or I'll rip your fucking tongue out and stuff it down your throat!

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[identity profile] greenwithme.livejournal.com 2010-10-17 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
Oi! I damn sure didn't enjoy it! I had to gargle a gallon of bleach just so my mouth would feel clean again! I'm just thankful that I don't actually remember any of it!

So you tell him to stay away from me! Got it?!
halfthetrouble: (your *face* is retarded)

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[personal profile] halfthetrouble 2010-10-17 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
Clean?! What's that supposed to mean? He's not dirty! But fine, whatever! I doubt he'll ever wanna go near you, anyway!

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[identity profile] greenwithme.livejournal.com 2010-10-17 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
He's a fuckin' zombie, man. 'M not exactly into necrophilia or whatever...

Good! I don't want him to want to come near me, anyway!
halfthetrouble: (yeah well... your mom!)

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[personal profile] halfthetrouble 2010-10-17 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
Idiot! He's not that kind of zombie.

Good!

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[identity profile] greenwithme.livejournal.com 2010-10-17 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
Aw, man. There're different kinds? God...
halfthetrouble: (dear diary... mood: apathetic)

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[personal profile] halfthetrouble 2010-10-17 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah! Sort of. Well on his world there are, but he's special anyway. And he takes like fifty showers a day, so don't ever call him dirty!

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[identity profile] greenwithme.livejournal.com 2010-10-17 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Eh... If you say so...

He doesn't eat human flesh or anything... does he?

halfthetrouble: (what shit are you smoking)

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[personal profile] halfthetrouble 2010-10-17 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course not!! That's disgusting!

((OOC: I saw that! XD It'll probably be a long time before he returns to his own world, so he'll likely not notice for a while yet, but I'll keep that in mind!))

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[identity profile] greenwithme.livejournal.com 2010-10-18 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
I'm just asking, sheesh! "Zombies from his world don't eat human flesh," got it. Any other myths you wanna clear up?

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