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[ex_halfthetro706]

Huh. I wonder when somebody'll come looking for me...

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[halfthetrouble]

Fuck you! He was drunk, you freak! If anybody deserves any payback, it's you. Don't you ever go near him! Don't even think about it, or I'll rip your fucking tongue out and stuff it down your throat!

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[greenwithme.livejournal.com]

Oi! I damn sure didn't enjoy it! I had to gargle a gallon of bleach just so my mouth would feel clean again! I'm just thankful that I don't actually remember any of it!

So you tell him to stay away from me! Got it?!

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[halfthetrouble]

Clean?! What's that supposed to mean? He's not dirty! But fine, whatever! I doubt he'll ever wanna go near you, anyway!

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[greenwithme.livejournal.com]

He's a fuckin' zombie, man. 'M not exactly into necrophilia or whatever...

Good! I don't want him to want to come near me, anyway!

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[halfthetrouble]

Idiot! He's not that kind of zombie.

Good!

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[greenwithme.livejournal.com]

Aw, man. There're different kinds? God...

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[halfthetrouble]

Yeah! Sort of. Well on his world there are, but he's special anyway. And he takes like fifty showers a day, so don't ever call him dirty!

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[greenwithme.livejournal.com]

Eh... If you say so...

He doesn't eat human flesh or anything... does he?

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[halfthetrouble]

Of course not!! That's disgusting!

((OOC: I saw that! XD It'll probably be a long time before he returns to his own world, so he'll likely not notice for a while yet, but I'll keep that in mind!))

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[greenwithme.livejournal.com]

I'm just asking, sheesh! "Zombies from his world don't eat human flesh," got it. Any other myths you wanna clear up?

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[halfthetrouble]

They do, but he doesn't! Gah... Look, there's legal zombies and illegal zombies. The illegal ones do a lot of that shit you see in the movies, like staggering around and eating people and stuff, but legal ones don't! Or they suppress the urge or... something, I dunno, but Shito doesn't! That's the important thing! Get it?

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[greenwithme.livejournal.com]

All right, all right! I get it now!

Just one more question: what keeps him from rotting, huh? Like, does he have to drink gallons of formaldehyde everyday or what?

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[halfthetrouble]

Don't be stupid, of course not! He just gets some acu-something... acupressure? He gets that to keep his muscles good! But he's fine otherwise.

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[greenwithme.livejournal.com]

Oh wait... that's that... the thing with the needles and pressure points and stuff? Yeah, they do that thing in Xing or whatever... So it just, keeps him from getting all stiff or whatever?

...Although, I bet there's one part of him you don't mind getting stiff, yeah~?

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[halfthetrouble]

I guess? I dunno really, but yeah, it keeps him from getting stiff.

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[halfthetrouble]

...Hey wait, shut up!! What the hell are you, some kinda pervert?! Geez!

((OOC: lol, no apologies necessary 83))

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[greenwithme.livejournal.com]

I'm not a pervert. I just enjoy pushing your buttons, that's all!

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[halfthetrouble]

You're not pushing my buttons, you're just being stupid!

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[greenwithme.livejournal.com]

Still gettin' a kick watching you spazz!

You know, you're actually kinda cute when you're angry~♥

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[halfthetrouble]

And you're just as ugly when you're being a dumbass! Why're you even here still? Go away!

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[greenwithme.livejournal.com]

But you're being so delightfully entertaining!

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[halfthetrouble]

Bet I wouldn't be so entertaining with my foot up your ass, which is what'll happen if you don't get lost!

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[greenwithme.livejournal.com]

Fine, fine. I'll look for something else to entertain me then.

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[halfthetrouble]

Good! 'Cause I'm not your personal entertainment!