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[identity profile] greenwithme.livejournal.com 2010-10-18 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
I'm just asking, sheesh! "Zombies from his world don't eat human flesh," got it. Any other myths you wanna clear up?

halfthetrouble: (your *face* is retarded)

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[personal profile] halfthetrouble 2010-10-18 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
They do, but he doesn't! Gah... Look, there's legal zombies and illegal zombies. The illegal ones do a lot of that shit you see in the movies, like staggering around and eating people and stuff, but legal ones don't! Or they suppress the urge or... something, I dunno, but Shito doesn't! That's the important thing! Get it?

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[identity profile] greenwithme.livejournal.com 2010-10-18 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
All right, all right! I get it now!

Just one more question: what keeps him from rotting, huh? Like, does he have to drink gallons of formaldehyde everyday or what?
halfthetrouble: (i am an expert on this subject)

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[personal profile] halfthetrouble 2010-10-18 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't be stupid, of course not! He just gets some acu-something... acupressure? He gets that to keep his muscles good! But he's fine otherwise.

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[identity profile] greenwithme.livejournal.com 2010-10-18 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh wait... that's that... the thing with the needles and pressure points and stuff? Yeah, they do that thing in Xing or whatever... So it just, keeps him from getting all stiff or whatever?

...Although, I bet there's one part of him you don't mind getting stiff, yeah~?

halfthetrouble: (hmmmm)

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[personal profile] halfthetrouble 2010-10-18 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess? I dunno really, but yeah, it keeps him from getting stiff.
halfthetrouble: (screw xbox i play old school nintendo)

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[personal profile] halfthetrouble 2010-10-18 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
...Hey wait, shut up!! What the hell are you, some kinda pervert?! Geez!

((OOC: lol, no apologies necessary 83))

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[identity profile] greenwithme.livejournal.com 2010-10-18 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not a pervert. I just enjoy pushing your buttons, that's all!
halfthetrouble: (screw xbox i play old school nintendo)

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[personal profile] halfthetrouble 2010-10-18 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
You're not pushing my buttons, you're just being stupid!

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[identity profile] greenwithme.livejournal.com 2010-10-18 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Still gettin' a kick watching you spazz!

You know, you're actually kinda cute when you're angry~♥
halfthetrouble: (you're putting it WHERE?)

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[personal profile] halfthetrouble 2010-10-19 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
And you're just as ugly when you're being a dumbass! Why're you even here still? Go away!

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[identity profile] greenwithme.livejournal.com 2010-10-19 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
But you're being so delightfully entertaining!
halfthetrouble: (go fuck yourself)

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[personal profile] halfthetrouble 2010-10-19 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
Bet I wouldn't be so entertaining with my foot up your ass, which is what'll happen if you don't get lost!

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[identity profile] greenwithme.livejournal.com 2010-10-19 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Fine, fine. I'll look for something else to entertain me then.
halfthetrouble: (i am an expert on this subject)

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[personal profile] halfthetrouble 2010-10-19 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
Good! 'Cause I'm not your personal entertainment!