ex_halfthetro706

Oh yeah? Name three of 'em! Go!

Not a lot. Just that he's your leader and the creator of the Akuma. He's hellbent on annihilating the human race. Sounds like a pretty awesome guy to me!

Hang out with Shito, watch movies, and play video games! There!

How'd you know all that?

Video games...? What're those?

A little bird told me~♥

Games you play on the TV. Like DDR!

Well whatever, it's not like it's some big secret or anything. And besides, what's that got to do with the fact that you're a lame daddy's boy?

...TV? What's that?

Maybe your family is pissed off at you for running away like a spoiled brat, that's all. That's what Greed did, you know? It's the reason none of us get along with him. Probably why they don't wanna look for you or anything.

Hey, fuck you, I didn't run away! And I'm nothing like that stupid asshole, so don't you dare compare me to him!

Hey, your family sounds pretty similar to mine, that's all. You Noah are loyal to that Earl guy, just like we're loyal to Father. We don't exactly take kindly to traitors, and I'm guessing your family's the same way.

Just saying you shouldn't hold your breath thinking they'll come looking for you or anything. And if they are, you'll probably wanna steer clear of 'em.

I'm not a fucking traitor, asshole! You don't know shit about me or my family, so why don't you stuff it before you seriously piss me off?!

Looks that way to me. Just saying.

Consider it a little payback for your undead boyfriend tongue-raping me at that party at the bar, mkay?

You...

Fuck you! He was drunk, you freak! If anybody deserves any payback, it's you. Don't you ever go near him! Don't even think about it, or I'll rip your fucking tongue out and stuff it down your throat!

Oi! I damn sure didn't enjoy it! I had to gargle a gallon of bleach just so my mouth would feel clean again! I'm just thankful that I don't actually remember any of it!

So you tell him to stay away from me! Got it?!

Clean?! What's that supposed to mean? He's not dirty! But fine, whatever! I doubt he'll ever wanna go near you, anyway!

He's a fuckin' zombie, man. 'M not exactly into necrophilia or whatever...

Good! I don't want him to want to come near me, anyway!

Idiot! He's not that kind of zombie.

Good!

Aw, man. There're different kinds? God...

Yeah! Sort of. Well on his world there are, but he's special anyway. And he takes like fifty showers a day, so don't ever call him dirty!

Eh... If you say so...

He doesn't eat human flesh or anything... does he?

Of course not!! That's disgusting!

((OOC: I saw that! XD It'll probably be a long time before he returns to his own world, so he'll likely not notice for a while yet, but I'll keep that in mind!))

I'm just asking, sheesh! "Zombies from his world don't eat human flesh," got it. Any other myths you wanna clear up?

They do, but he doesn't! Gah... Look, there's legal zombies and illegal zombies. The illegal ones do a lot of that shit you see in the movies, like staggering around and eating people and stuff, but legal ones don't! Or they suppress the urge or... something, I dunno, but Shito doesn't! That's the important thing! Get it?

All right, all right! I get it now!

Just one more question: what keeps him from rotting, huh? Like, does he have to drink gallons of formaldehyde everyday or what?

Don't be stupid, of course not! He just gets some acu-something... acupressure? He gets that to keep his muscles good! But he's fine otherwise.

Oh wait... that's that... the thing with the needles and pressure points and stuff? Yeah, they do that thing in Xing or whatever... So it just, keeps him from getting all stiff or whatever?

...Although, I bet there's one part of him you don't mind getting stiff, yeah~?

I guess? I dunno really, but yeah, it keeps him from getting stiff.

♠ 012

[Locked]

[Locked]

[Locked]

[Locked]

[Locked]

[Locked]

[Locked]

[Locked]

[Locked]

[Locked] [1/2]

[Locked]

[Locked]

[Locked]

[Locked]

[Locked]

[Locked]

Re: [Locked]

[Locked]

[Locked]

[Locked]

Re: [Locked]

[Locked]

[Locked]

[Locked]

[Locked] [1/2]

[Locked]

[Locked]

[Locked]

[Locked]

[Locked]

[Locked]

[Locked]

[Locked]

[Locked]