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[ex_halfthetro706]

Damn it, Tyki! How the fuck do you world-hop?!

Comments

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Obviously, you didn't put on the dress.

[halfthetrouble]

What the hell are you talking about?

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Idiot. You have to put on the dress if you wanna world hop. Even I know that.

.../dying

[halfthetrouble]

What do you take me for, some kind of retard?

\o/

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Well yeah, I do, since you don't know about the fucking dress.

...fff, look at Tyki's reply.

[halfthetrouble]

Look, maybe you need a fucking dress to world-hop, but I don't! What I'm wearing's got nothing to do with opening doors, so just sit down and shut up, 'cause you obviously don't have a clue what you're talking about!

XD ilu guys. seriously.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Calm the fuck down, asswipe. It's not my problem if you don't wanna wear the fucking dress.

What did Tyki say?

[tostrangesights.livejournal.com]

Where are you going?

[halfthetrouble]

None of your business, Exorcist!

[tostrangesights.livejournal.com]

If you're going to try something it is.

[halfthetrouble]

Who says I'm gonna try something? I'm trying to do the community a service here! Jeez!

[tostrangesights.livejournal.com]

And what's your definition of service?

[halfthetrouble]

The service of world-hopping! Duh.

[tyki-tock.livejournal.com]

Didn't you find the dress?

[halfthetrouble]

...Huh?

[tyki-tock.livejournal.com]

Did you think Michael was lying to you?

[halfthetrouble]

Shut up. Just tell me where it is already!

[tyki-tock.livejournal.com]

Where have you looked? I might not remember exactly where I left it.

[halfthetrouble]

Where the hell am I supposed to look? I didn't even know about it!

[thricedeadwind.livejournal.com]

You merely wish to have funds in order to pay off the Exorcist General's debt.

[halfthetrouble]

Hey, I never said that!

[thricedeadwind.livejournal.com]

Neither do you say my initial assumption is incorrect.

[halfthetrouble]

There's nothing wrong with making money for offering special services!

i'll say tyki put him up to this.

[thricedeadwind.livejournal.com]

I do believe you find your self to be within the entirely wrong market for such employ. Even if you had managed to discern the way to travel between worlds - there are all too many individuals who would facilitate travel free of charge.

In addition, there are far more lucrative means to generate funds while wearing a dress.

[halfthetrouble]

...What is it with you people and dresses?! Jeez.

And anyway, that shows how much you know! I could've made 100 pounds!