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Devit ([personal profile] ex_halfthetro706) wrote2010-02-07 08:40 pm

[Action Spam, post-dated tomorrow | Devit, Jasdero]

[suddenly shoots up in bed, gulping for air like his life fucking depends on it]

[identity profile] halfthemadness.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
[feels his consciousness as quickly as he hears his breathing. is across the room!! in a heartbeat, flinging himself onto Devit like a desperate, clinging thing.]

Deviiiiiii!
halfthetrouble: (what do you mean 100 guineas?!)

[personal profile] halfthetrouble 2010-02-08 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
[isn't quite all there yet, just gasping and staring ahead, possibly looking a leeeetle disoriented]

Wh-what...?

[identity profile] halfthemadness.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
[climbs on Devit's lap and hugs his head, oblivious to any discomfort he might be causing.]

[in rapid-fire speech:] You were asleep, Devi, you wouldn't wake up! Not even when I poked you and tickled you, hee hee! Then the zombie said you were sick and there was a trick video and you still wouldn't wake up! Hee hee, but you're awake now! [squeezecling]
halfthetrouble: (urk)

GOD DERO, WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE. STOP IT.

[personal profile] halfthetrouble 2010-02-08 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
[totally not absorbing anything as his face is unceremoniously smushed into Jasdero's chest. asleep? sick? trick video? what? the last thing he remembers is--]

[...fuck]

[fumbles around a little, trying to push Jasdero away]

DERO MISSED HIS DEVI ;O;

[identity profile] halfthemadness.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
[pulls back, but only reluctantly, only a little way, and only once he realizes (about a minute later) that Devit's trying to push him away. gives him a questioning look, but quickly recovers and rushes on with his account.] Devidevi, Tyki's gonna help us get them back, hee hee! Them and the coward that started it!
halfthetrouble: (ho shi--)

[personal profile] halfthetrouble 2010-02-08 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
[pulls away and looks down at his shirt, which is covered in dry blood. frantically, he lifts it to examine his chest and stomach... but is surprised to find not a single scratch]

[just kind of... stares for a second, then brings his hand up to his throat, which doesn't hurt or feel sliced open at all]

What the fuck...?

[identity profile] halfthemadness.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
[doesn't quite know what it is Devit's questioning, so he just goes back to hugging his head and says what he usually says when Devit wakes up.] Good morning, hee hee!
halfthetrouble: (...)

[personal profile] halfthetrouble 2010-02-08 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
[oofs as his head is squished again. he's still disoriented and has no idea what the hell is going on, but he's pretty sure it couldn't have been a dream, what with the blood on his shirt and the way it felt pretty damn real and everything]

[...but he's sort of content to just slump there and let Dero smother him, anyway, 'cause damned if Jasdero wasn't the only thing on Devit's mind when whatever happened happened]
Edited 2010-02-08 05:37 (UTC)

[identity profile] halfthemadness.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
[and Dero's content to smother away for a long, long time. with his attention span, however, it shouldn't come as a surprise when he eventually pulls back and treats Devit to a wide grin.] Devi Devi, let's go do stuff! You've been asleep a long time, you missed out on the dancing and the ribbons and the circus, hee hee!
halfthetrouble: (what you say)

[personal profile] halfthetrouble 2010-02-08 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
[leans back on his elbow and runs a hand through his hair as he groggily looks around, his breathing now a little more under control. he's relieved to find he's still in their room, in his bed, and everything seems as it should be]

Nng, yeah... [turns back to Dero a little distractedly, rubbing his head; argh, it feels like his brain is gonna fucking explode here] Hey, what'd you say before? About getting somebody back?

[identity profile] halfthemadness.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
[pulls back completely, leaning back on his heels, and balls his fists up in front of him. the look in his eyes is gleeful and clearly manic.]

The idiots that did that to you and the coward that made you sleep! We're gonna find 'em Devi, hee hee! Find 'em and play with them!
halfthetrouble: (i think i need glasses)

[personal profile] halfthetrouble 2010-02-08 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
Eh...? [frowns and sits up a little more] The idiots that did what to me?

[identity profile] halfthemadness.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
That hurt you, Devi! [a lingering hint of fear flashes through his eyes, and he clutches at Devit's hand with both of his.] We're gonna hurt them back, hee hee! Jasdevi will show them what they get when they mess with us! Right, right?
halfthetrouble: (eh?)

[personal profile] halfthetrouble 2010-02-08 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
[blink blink. okay, seriously, what? why does it feel like he's the only one in the dark here?] You know...?

[identity profile] halfthemadness.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
[blink blink. nope, you've got Jasdero stumped now too. still holding Devit's hand:] Hee... Was Dero not supposed to?
halfthetrouble: (are you fucking retarded)

[personal profile] halfthetrouble 2010-02-08 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
[such confusion, sob] No...?

[identity profile] halfthemadness.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
[confusion abounds! with the uncertain guilt of a child caught red-handed doing something he didn't know was wrong:] Dero didn't know what the video was! Hee hee, Tyki said it was a trick, he said to ignore it cause it was stupid and didn't mean anything, but he didn't say Dero shouldn't have watched it! Sorry, Devi, sorry!
halfthetrouble: (what shit are you smoking)

[personal profile] halfthetrouble 2010-02-08 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
[dot dot dot] What? [shakes his head and then groans; oh the paaain] Start from the beginning, would you? I have no friggin' clue what's going on!

[identity profile] halfthemadness.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
[that's a worrying noise. watches Devit warily as he lays out the events as coherently as he can.] You were asleep, hee hee! Devi couldn't wake up, like I said. The zo-- Shito said you could be sick, and Tyki said you'd be okay soon, hee hee, then the coward who put you to sleep put up a video at the duck place and it showed what the idiots did to you. We're gonna get 'em back, right Devi?
halfthetrouble: (...)

[personal profile] halfthetrouble 2010-02-08 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
[...what...] Video...?
halfthetrouble: (...what)

[personal profile] halfthetrouble 2010-02-08 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
...On the community...?

[identity profile] halfthemadness.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
[hey, we may be getting somewhere!] Yeah, the duck place! Hee!
halfthetrouble: (urk)

[personal profile] halfthetrouble 2010-02-08 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
Video of what happened? On the community?

[identity profile] halfthemadness.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
[By Jove, I think he's got it!] Yeah, hee hee!
halfthetrouble: (urk)

[personal profile] halfthetrouble 2010-02-08 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
[so not only had it really happened, which is bad enough on its own, but it was-- and he was-- and Jasdero and Tyki had--]

[identity profile] halfthemadness.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
[back in his happy cloud of obliviousness, he starts pulling on Devit's hand, trying to drag him off the bed.] You wanna see? Dero can show you, hee!
halfthetrouble: (ho shi--)

[personal profile] halfthetrouble 2010-02-08 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
[in a state of SHOCK and HORROR, he allows himself to be pulled a little, blinking dumbly] Sh-show...? [but it doesn't take long before the words sink in, and he yanks his hand away] Wh-what?! No!

[identity profile] halfthemadness.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
Okay! [lets Devit escape without a struggle then hops off the bed.] Can we go burn Trinity yet? Dero's been waiting, heeeee.
Edited 2010-02-08 07:48 (UTC)
halfthetrouble: (...what)

[personal profile] halfthetrouble 2010-02-08 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
[looks down at his bloodied shirt again and feels seriously sick to his stomach. he doesn't answer]

[identity profile] halfthemadness.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
[his silence doesn't register immediately, but when it does Jasdero turns back to the bed, feeling for his other half.] ...Devi?
halfthetrouble: (struck a nerve)

[personal profile] halfthetrouble 2010-02-08 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
[puts his hand over the blood stain, replaying what happened in his mind over and over and imagining it being broadcast to the entire community, with everyone and their mother watching while he-- while he--]

Trinity...

[identity profile] halfthemadness.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 08:16 am (UTC)(link)
[he reacts accordingly. the heavy mixture of emotions he's skimming from Devit is fueling his own reaction to the name, immediately rekindling his anger. grins wide, his eyes manic again.] Let's play with him, Devi... Bet we can make it last a lot longer than he did.
halfthetrouble: (stupid cross!)

[personal profile] halfthetrouble 2010-02-08 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
[still absorbed in his own thoughts. the pressure, she is building]

Fucking... Trinity...

[identity profile] halfthemadness.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 08:19 am (UTC)(link)
[bouncing on his heels now. like some deranged parrot:] Trinity, hee hee...
halfthetrouble: (curse you cross! curse you!)

[personal profile] halfthetrouble 2010-02-08 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
[balls his fists up tight. take cover, she's gonna blow, cap'n!]

[through his teeth] Fucking. Trinity. I'LL FUCKING KILL HIM!!
Edited 2010-02-08 08:22 (UTC)

[identity profile] halfthemadness.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 08:27 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, yeah, yeah! [leaps back on the bed and drapes himself across Devit's shoulders, shoving the barrel of his gun against Devit's temple.] He's gonna bleed and burn, heeheehee!
halfthetrouble: (you're putting it WHERE?)

[personal profile] halfthetrouble 2010-02-08 08:35 am (UTC)(link)
He's gonna bleed and burn a lot! [grabs his gun from the bedside table and holds it up, the barrel just under Jasdero's chin] And then when we're done with that, we'll make him bleed some more!

[identity profile] halfthemadness.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 08:45 am (UTC)(link)
[starts bouncing on the bed, completely heedless of the weapon pointed at his head.] Yeah yeah, there won't be any blood left when Jasdevi gets through with him!
halfthetrouble: (screw xbox i play old school nintendo)

[personal profile] halfthetrouble 2010-02-08 08:49 am (UTC)(link)
YEAH. [jumps to his feet on the bed, the blankets falling away. the anger, it fills him. HE IS SO PUMPED]

Let's do this, Jasdero!